Sunday, October 10, 2010

Brady / Moss Hair Fight

I know I should probably write something about the Bills game, but this is much more entertaining.

Charlie Casserly just reported that Brady got into an altercation in the locker room with Moss before the trade. About hairstyles.

Am I the only one who is amazed by the number of "legitimate" news organizations with whole sections of web sites devoted to rumors? CBS even cleverly names this section "Facts and Rumors". I'd be more comfortable if there was a line drawn between the two, however closely they may be related.

I think it's time we started a regular rumor section here. Our rumors, however, will be clearly marked as such. I'll start it off. There is a rumor making the rounds that Tom Brady is under the care of a Brazilian doctor who has been treating him with Ibogaine. The Ibogaine Effect should be immediately recognizable -- from Brady's tearful breakdown on the flatbed truck in New Jersey, the delusions and altered thinking that impacted his play in Florida, and finally the condition of "total rage" that gripped him in Boston.

You heard it here first. Tom Brady is a crazy drug addict. Seriously.

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